toiling away from ennui.....towards ennui!!!

Well...its been long that did not scribble anything .....u can even say I was busy interospecting myself,or rather...as a friend of mine said(I dont no from where she pasted that dialogue into her message box...nor am I interested to investigate...because that would be like...insulting her taste!!!) that: "I should talk ...because I listen too.....u should listen..because you talk too... ". So was kind of contemplating over this sentence, analysing/appreciating/understanding the degree to which it applies to me! and I could find that .....this sentence is made to warn me!

So I spent quite a lot time to read people's blog....and owing to my "analytical " behavior I concluded that everyone has his/her own way of writing/expressing things in their viscinity... (i should get Nobe prize for such a "new" discovery/invention)....well this much background will be enough...anyways..the point is.. this survey..or a casual stroll though people's e-version of thoughts made me realise that whenever we write something we concentrate all our thougts to the concerned topic....extrapolate the data,analyse the facts, reach to conclusion concering the topic. we concentrate a lot..to make our thoughts appear stream-lined and focussed!

So..herz a blog where I have not tried hard to concentrate..rather set my mind free to wander in any direction enjoin every degree of freedom! this happened wen I was on my way to a weekend in bangalore from chennai.....scene starts when I enter the chennai railway station:

oh my god! its so hot today......why is that man wearing a black coat!! is he mad!!! oh!!!..the trademark weighing machine...do i have a 1 re. coin?? i wana check my weight....i have been eating rice from past 2 monts...why is that girl carrying so much luggage? where is she going?? i wish shez going/coming to b'lore with me....wow...wat if she sits next to me??? something like hum-tum .....oh god!! i did not put the DSC off......sir is going to scold me..let me call harsh(my lab mate)...he wil do it for me....anyways...what will i do in bangalore? definitely i wont stay with my sister for all 3 days...probably i will go to the friend's place....oh shit!!! i dont have his no!! why is that man wearing lungi so high!!! is he a amir khan fan??? n yuks his shiny pink shirt....thats such a bizzare combination.........i hope he doesnt sit next to me...OMG!!! that girl has mostache!!! god help chennai!! n shez got a boy friend who obviously has a mostache too...why r these people so strange??? why did i come to chennai....i should have taken the BARC offer...i would be enjoing mumbai......n pretty gals in mumbai....God!! please help me....oh...as expecetd this motu is sitting next to me...yuks!!! my luck is so bad!! why is my luck so bad??? why cant things happen to me like bollywood heroes???.......omg...its the starting compartment...next to the toilet!!! oh god!!! now i have to see/hear people gargling aloud.....i hate that...i will better read this book.....john grisham is a nice author.....avinash(my friend) doesnt like fiction....i will suggest him this book....i bet he will like it! btw swati(my friend) did not call.....she was supposed to go to UP today....i will call her once i get back to chennai....i should write this experience in my next blog...this mostache gal...this spitting-machine girl....this motu whose eating rice ever since the train started....wow...it would make a interesting blog......wait..let me write it on paper...anyways i am not doin anything here...no man...its so boring......

yuks.......why did that girl spat outside the window again??? ...i though she is a nice girl...wait....even nice girls must be spittng some or the other time.....we all spit.....even i do....but not outside the window....specially when you know that a guy is constantly looking at you....that spols your image.....really that girl is ...yuks....should i call didi??? no..i dont have enough balance...i should have put the top-up.... gosh!! i am so lazy!!! .......should i eat that wada?? i had that bucket fullof rice n sambhar for lunch.....man...i wont do Phd here in chennai..cant tolerate this place.......btw..sudeep said we will go out somewhere on the weekend....wow...b'lore....i wana go to "purple haze"....kedar(my present room mate) said that the waiters there carry pot with them all the time...gosh!!! i wana smoke weed some day!!! would be fun.....kana is so crazy man....just had 3 puffs that day n went mad!!!! no.....i wont smoke weed......well i can try.......hell i dont have enough cash..i just have 600 rs. n 3 days to stay.....well next time i will get more cash....btw...when will i come here the next time??? i will ask jp(my friend) to come next time..the same surat incident should not happen again......he he he ..that was funny...jp running...police running behind him....the chase goin on.....n i standing there...enjoin..although it was all my fault...he is such a "bakra"...ha ha ha.......ohk...that uncle is reading rich dady poor dady....he has a good taste .....what is he writing??? ...is he taking notes from that book?? must be english teacher...or it must be his hobby...well this aunty is so damn irritating.....she already had 8 bananas (if i am not wrong).......last time i saw one aunty eating bottle full of mango pickle.....kana and i were just laughing...a bottle full of pickel???? she must be pregnant...pregnant gals eat sour things like tamarind........tamarind is a nice hotel.....last time...geetesh(my friend)...puked there also.....man he cant even take 3 pegs of vodka...such a looser....well he sings good....omg!!!!...why is that man gargling so loud??? yuks....he wiped his mouth with his lungi....mummy!!!! how can that girl sleep in a sitting posture?? wow...i cant do it!! geetsh can sleep in any posture.... omg...i am feeling dizzy..i din sleep last night.....yuks..that aunty.....why do these people eat bananas so much??? she must be having a banana tree at her home.....i thik every tamil guy must be having banana tree in their huse..these people are really weird....but hell they r brilliant....damn intelligent......V. Anand is a genius !! why do these people dont have a surname?? dont they feel bad about it??? just a name...he he he ....with some absurd letter to follow it....n then a full stop!! just this????? omg....that girl spat again!!! yuks...... she must be eating kharra....or dhamal pan supari...man.....i really thot she is good.... although she really looked charming.....just once........why r girls so weird??? hell man...i should stop this... this all girls thing....am i becoming like a playboy???i cant simultaneously chat with 5 gals.....every night...i must cut down some......which one??? leave it..i am feeling sleepy......again there.......he wiped his nose to his lungi............cant this people carry handkercheif???

just then i felt asleep.........n i cant rem wat went next through my mind......when i got up....i almost reachd b'lore....my sister came to recieve me....n thats the end of it!!! then i had all streamlined thoughts...with well mearured degree of variance n deviation from the topic......well this blog tries to illustrate what people do........when the do nothing!!!!!!!!

so next time if some one comes to you n says that he was doing nothing...you can imagine what all he must be thinking.........may be about you...or about....girl who had mostache....or uncle who had a multi purpose lungi....ie. lungi-cum-towel-cum-handkerchief-cum hand fan!!!!!
or a spitting machine(ghutka chewing) girl.........or may be even about his country.,or may be even about himesh reshamia....!!!!! oh man!!! people really are so different!


c ya when i c ya.....