Shindekar's list

Here is a list of 5 great classic Hollywood movies, and a practical elaboration of their destruction if made in bollywood:


Shindekar's list(schindler's list): Sadashiv Shindekar, a filthy rich guy from upper middle class maharashtrian family who manages to exploit the British rule in India. manufactures cheap swimsuits and sell them to colonists. Hires only Hindus. Circumstances force him to hire some innocent Muslim people too. Falls in love with one of his Muslim employee.Plans to marry her, and settles in Paris/Venice. Colonists find out this and they kill the girl. Shindekar swears on her grave to take revenge. suddenly He procures a machine gun and open fires and destroys all the responsible people in a single night. Next morning he turns he surrenders himself. Becomes a national hero, is imprisoned for lifetime. Following this atrocity there is an uprising on a national scale,ultimately culminating into India's freedom.
Shindekar is still alive and lives in Lahore(the birth place of the true louuuu of his life) teaching kindergarten kids A,B,C,D.... The list of "evil colonists" that shidekar killed/destroyed is now known as Shindekar's list! Last year Dr. Vijay Mallya bid 4 million $ for the same.


Mango Faluda(Pulp Fiction): A story of Hindu boxer, Muslim Don , two hit-men(one nepali and other sri-lankan anna) and a catholic bar dancer entangles in a series of unfortunate events. Anna hit-man has the habit to blabber something in tamil before killing any guy (prefrably dialogues from Rajni's hit movies, something like yenna raskala...mind it!) while his Nepali partner(respecting his culture) guards the door. To add to the twist, all the male protagonists in the movie fall in love with the bar dancer. There is a gang-war, which swells into communal war. The whole nation is in the air of destruction. A group of sadhus from haridwar (after penance) find that only the bar girl can save the world. They approach her and beg for help. The bar gal sings a patriotic song ,and even dances to the tune of the song over and on a pole. All the war-heads experience epiphany n stop the fight all at once.
Hindu boxer now appears in cheap commercials on T.V. earning decent money.
Muslim don has opened a butcher shop in mominpura. He now is running for elections too.
Anna has devoted his live to help the people whose lives have been devastated by the reent tsunami.
Nepali has taken up a job as security guard in IIT-Khatmandu.
And well,the bar dancer has married to one of the sadhus .


Andher putra(the dark knight): Balwinder Sinha, a shy guy with a troubled childhood. He wets his bed every night having nightmares of Tamraj Kilwish. He lost his parents one night in a tragic hit and run case. The culprit's vehicle din have head lights, and so the accident.Guilty person is set free.To add to the misery, His childhood love pammi leaves him. Balwinder takes an oath to eradicate darkness from the world. Now a days he is seen on the roof tops of houses in Amritsar taking torch in his hand. Wherever there is darkness , balvinder aka andher putra appears out of no where with a pencil battery-torch in his hand. Giving light..... helping desperate housewives to cook meals for their family, studious children to study for their boards. Recently he was solely responsible for a day-night cricket match in Amritsar. He is a lightful guardian, a torchful protector.... Apna Andher Putra.


Tihaar se Faraar (Shawshank redemption) : The protagonist is Raj Malhotra. A loving husband, a successful businessman,Yaaron ka yaar,dushmano ka dushman. His business competitors decide to destroy him. The plan a conspiracy. He is falsely accused of raping one of his hot secretaries n killing her. Is sent to life imprisonment in Tihar jail. His wife hates him. He swears to prove his innocence. He has no accessories to dig the wall. His fellow inmate manages to procure a paper knife for him. He starts digging. He has lots of patience. everyday 1 cm deep. he goes on and on.... After 75 years of hard work, he manages to dig through the wall. One day he escapes out, only to find out that his life term was due finish legally, the same day. He goes to his wife who is happily married and has 5 kids all teenagers. Wife forgives him, leaves all her family to stay with this guy. Just then the jail police manages to track him back and after an immense courtroom drama with tear dropping emotional scenes. The judge sets him free.
Raj is 94 now, but still works for municipality to dig holes and drainage tunnels. His wife brings lunch for him every afternoon.And they live happily ever after.


Ghusaigiri(Inception): Damodar Kolhe, an ordinary man with extraordinary powers. He can go inside anyone's dreams read them, steal they and even manipulate them. He loves a girl, the girl loves him. But girls father doesn't like damodar. He decides to plant the idea in the girl's father's head to like him. His looser best freind helps him in this process. the operation is called operation ghusai-giri. The operation is successful. but the girl comes to know about it. she starts hating him. damodar decides to give up all the bad things, and use his power to help mankind. He is the one responsible for all good things around now.
Now damodar and his girl stay happily.... whenever their is a misundersting between them, damodar quickly plants the idea in his wife's head that HE is always right!

my cup of tea....or my peg of whisky!!!

Well, it has not been long since i have started "blogging" for some conspicuously subtle reasons that I could pen down in my first blog(introduction). But now that i have been familiar with the so called art of "expressing things in a more publicly acceptable and digestable" fashion I would like to try something which I feel is my place in this blogging world. Perhaps those who know me are aware of the fact I am kinda gifted with an ability to express things in a bit rhyming fashion.

I wuld like to exploit this opportunity to declare that, when I mean a gift, I assume an easy or perhaps a granted hold over an art , which is not subject to any logical/plausible comparison with any others's talent/gift/expertise in the same field. Its a self accepted belief owing to the accolades that I could fetch due to public exposure of this ability.

So here I begin to express my concern towards ppl who are victims of "epidemics/calamities/disasters". In short this is just a concern to the people who are due to some un-explainable reasons are dumped in a situation in which they are not ethically/morally/legally supposed to be in.... In short this poem (rhyming text) is about people who are less fortunate.




The Less Fortunate(s)

On a soothing smile, the misery clogs and bends...
Leaving misty but convoluting tricks and trends...
A sobbing quest that just never ends
"STILL BE HAPPY" a message it sends.

A twisted luck grapples the ill-fate..
Consuming happYness at an alarming rate..
Shoving the mass,up near the doom's date..
Serving to the agony on a silver dish-plate..

A sobbing quest that just never ends...
"STILL keep Smiling" a message it sends.

When all you have is left at stake ..
but it is still not enough to fetch you the cake..
It just flies off and dies off all that you make..
You beg for a life for The Lord's sake..

A smile flies off in mystique trends..
Unfolding a life that is beyond amends..
A sobbing quest that just never ends..
"STILL BE HAPPY" a message it sends...

"STILL KEEP SMILING" a message it sends..
"STILL BE HAPPY " a message it sends..
"STILL LIVE YOUR LIFE" a message it sends...
A sobbing quest that just never ends!!!!!

toiling away from ennui.....towards ennui!!!

Well...its been long that did not scribble anything .....u can even say I was busy interospecting myself,or rather...as a friend of mine said(I dont no from where she pasted that dialogue into her message box...nor am I interested to investigate...because that would be like...insulting her taste!!!) that: "I should talk ...because I listen too.....u should listen..because you talk too... ". So was kind of contemplating over this sentence, analysing/appreciating/understanding the degree to which it applies to me! and I could find that .....this sentence is made to warn me!

So I spent quite a lot time to read people's blog....and owing to my "analytical " behavior I concluded that everyone has his/her own way of writing/expressing things in their viscinity... (i should get Nobe prize for such a "new" discovery/invention)....well this much background will be enough...anyways..the point is.. this survey..or a casual stroll though people's e-version of thoughts made me realise that whenever we write something we concentrate all our thougts to the concerned topic....extrapolate the data,analyse the facts, reach to conclusion concering the topic. we concentrate a lot..to make our thoughts appear stream-lined and focussed!

So..herz a blog where I have not tried hard to concentrate..rather set my mind free to wander in any direction enjoin every degree of freedom! this happened wen I was on my way to a weekend in bangalore from chennai.....scene starts when I enter the chennai railway station:

oh my god! its so hot today......why is that man wearing a black coat!! is he mad!!! oh!!!..the trademark weighing machine...do i have a 1 re. coin?? i wana check my weight....i have been eating rice from past 2 monts...why is that girl carrying so much luggage? where is she going?? i wish shez going/coming to b'lore with me....wow...wat if she sits next to me??? something like hum-tum .....oh god!! i did not put the DSC off......sir is going to scold me..let me call harsh(my lab mate)...he wil do it for me....anyways...what will i do in bangalore? definitely i wont stay with my sister for all 3 days...probably i will go to the friend's place....oh shit!!! i dont have his no!! why is that man wearing lungi so high!!! is he a amir khan fan??? n yuks his shiny pink shirt....thats such a bizzare combination.........i hope he doesnt sit next to me...OMG!!! that girl has mostache!!! god help chennai!! n shez got a boy friend who obviously has a mostache too...why r these people so strange??? why did i come to chennai....i should have taken the BARC offer...i would be enjoing mumbai......n pretty gals in mumbai....God!! please help me....oh...as expecetd this motu is sitting next to me...yuks!!! my luck is so bad!! why is my luck so bad??? why cant things happen to me like bollywood heroes???.......omg...its the starting compartment...next to the toilet!!! oh god!!! now i have to see/hear people gargling aloud.....i hate that...i will better read this book.....john grisham is a nice author.....avinash(my friend) doesnt like fiction....i will suggest him this book....i bet he will like it! btw swati(my friend) did not call.....she was supposed to go to UP today....i will call her once i get back to chennai....i should write this experience in my next blog...this mostache gal...this spitting-machine girl....this motu whose eating rice ever since the train started....wow...it would make a interesting blog......wait..let me write it on paper...anyways i am not doin anything here...no man...its so boring......

yuks.......why did that girl spat outside the window again??? ...i though she is a nice girl...wait....even nice girls must be spittng some or the other time.....we all spit.....even i do....but not outside the window....specially when you know that a guy is constantly looking at you....that spols your image.....really that girl is ...yuks....should i call didi??? no..i dont have enough balance...i should have put the top-up.... gosh!! i am so lazy!!! .......should i eat that wada?? i had that bucket fullof rice n sambhar for lunch.....man...i wont do Phd here in chennai..cant tolerate this place.......btw..sudeep said we will go out somewhere on the weekend....wow...b'lore....i wana go to "purple haze"....kedar(my present room mate) said that the waiters there carry pot with them all the time...gosh!!! i wana smoke weed some day!!! would be fun.....kana is so crazy man....just had 3 puffs that day n went mad!!!! no.....i wont smoke weed......well i can try.......hell i dont have enough cash..i just have 600 rs. n 3 days to stay.....well next time i will get more cash....btw...when will i come here the next time??? i will ask jp(my friend) to come next time..the same surat incident should not happen again......he he he ..that was funny...jp running...police running behind him....the chase goin on.....n i standing there...enjoin..although it was all my fault...he is such a "bakra"...ha ha ha.......ohk...that uncle is reading rich dady poor dady....he has a good taste .....what is he writing??? ...is he taking notes from that book?? must be english teacher...or it must be his hobby...well this aunty is so damn irritating.....she already had 8 bananas (if i am not wrong).......last time i saw one aunty eating bottle full of mango pickle.....kana and i were just laughing...a bottle full of pickel???? she must be pregnant...pregnant gals eat sour things like tamarind........tamarind is a nice hotel.....last time...geetesh(my friend)...puked there also.....man he cant even take 3 pegs of vodka...such a looser....well he sings good....omg!!!!...why is that man gargling so loud??? yuks....he wiped his mouth with his lungi....mummy!!!! how can that girl sleep in a sitting posture?? wow...i cant do it!! geetsh can sleep in any posture.... omg...i am feeling dizzy..i din sleep last night.....yuks..that aunty.....why do these people eat bananas so much??? she must be having a banana tree at her home.....i thik every tamil guy must be having banana tree in their huse..these people are really weird....but hell they r brilliant....damn intelligent......V. Anand is a genius !! why do these people dont have a surname?? dont they feel bad about it??? just a name...he he he ....with some absurd letter to follow it....n then a full stop!! just this????? omg....that girl spat again!!! yuks...... she must be eating kharra....or dhamal pan supari...man.....i really thot she is good.... although she really looked charming.....just once........why r girls so weird??? hell man...i should stop this... this all girls thing....am i becoming like a playboy???i cant simultaneously chat with 5 gals.....every night...i must cut down some......which one??? leave it..i am feeling sleepy......again there.......he wiped his nose to his lungi............cant this people carry handkercheif???

just then i felt asleep.........n i cant rem wat went next through my mind......when i got up....i almost reachd b'lore....my sister came to recieve me....n thats the end of it!!! then i had all streamlined thoughts...with well mearured degree of variance n deviation from the topic......well this blog tries to illustrate what people do........when the do nothing!!!!!!!!

so next time if some one comes to you n says that he was doing nothing...you can imagine what all he must be thinking.........may be about you...or about....girl who had mostache....or uncle who had a multi purpose lungi....ie. lungi-cum-towel-cum-handkerchief-cum hand fan!!!!!
or a spitting machine(ghutka chewing) girl.........or may be even about his country.,or may be even about himesh reshamia....!!!!! oh man!!! people really are so different!


c ya when i c ya.....

A spoon fool of Ayn Rand,garnished with a pinch of Swami Vivekanand!

Well , a lot many scholarly articles are available that stretch n stress to explain the concept of 'individuality' . All you have to do is to take the iota of pain to sit in front of your pc and open certain search engine called google and type the word....mind you...you can even spell it wrong there n still reach at the right explanation!
Things are made so easy n served on silver(oops!! its rather diamond embedded and gold lined platinum) platter that many people brag their individuality, some knowingly...some (obviously) unknowingly......as if they have really introspected,poking the remotest core of their self !
So,with this introduction I would like to append a clarification that I(like most) am among those people only who thrive on borrowed ideologies,learned knowledge n legitimate sources of happiness!!
But recently I was (un)fortunate enough to have spare time in profusion to give a sensible thought to this obscure practice of mine. This is what i could conclude n hence i thought i should share it with you all......

According to me...an individual is not a definite identity...its not the cardinal origin point or the sole basis of our existence that cannot be subdivided further as unlike to the claims made in the articles i dashed across! Rather individuality is segregated in various sub-divisions of ethical n philosophical domains that explain our existence as an individual! Its like...different people adopt different course to reach the state of enlightenment..(ultimate state of understanding oneself)...n the perfect explanation to individual existence lies in the corollary that involves optimum
mutual explanation of thoughts from all these different epilogues!

To talk in lay mans terms...we unknowingly have our part of individuality separated n stored in various logical n plausibly spiritual entities. So to be specific an individual-self consists of physical-self, spiritual-self, social-self , political-self,philosophical-self,emotional-self, and miscellaneous-self (to avoid any kind of un-anticipated controversy)........

We generally co relate individual self with physical self n take decisions which are often prejudiced by our thought. We are either incompetent to analyse the contribution by other counterparts or we deliberately neglect them to make thing easier for us to digest.But the truth is we cannot isolate our-self n restrict our definition to few chosen variables ...and each time we do so....we are brutally tormenting n torturing the other criteria subjecting them to adverse environment for existence ...thus eventually killing them(if the approach persists the way it was).

Its like... breathing is an essential requisite for the existence of physical self......on similar lines.... hope is essential requisite for the existence of spiritual self, thinking is an essential requisite for existence of philosophical self, for emotional self to exist, we need kindness.....awareness in necessary for our political-self to exist, n commonsense for all the miscellaneous-self LMAO..

So each time we give up or stop taking recourse to any of these requisites we are unknowingly dampening our existence ....eventually killing that part of us....... so we should never give up hoping...we should never stop thinking or analysing, neither should we stop taking interest in maters in our vicinity, n above all we should have kindness in our core.... commonsense in too much to ask for LMAO ...we should nail down this thought that as an individual we have to nourish all or parts n live all these phases.....

We never stop breathing(barring the exceptional cases of suicide) even though our physical life is not the same n happy ever.....then why stop hoping???? thinking???? caring??? or appreciating??? If we kill any of our parts we loose the charm n that eventually affects the other subconscious parts of our self........... generally what we tend to do is that we rate our physical self above all others n carefully neglect the others to such an extent that it results into grave consequences.....

Believe me....if we digest this thought that all sub parts of our individual-self have to be given their expected weightage n importance in our life... then there will be no cases of suicide...depression...incompetence...failure in lateral sense....ambiguity in self assessment...... No man will ask for internal peace and eternal enlightenment! We all will start to know ourself....which is the biggest achievement that one can ask for in his/her life tenure.

How good the world will be.......a Utopian existence where no 1 will ever say "i am confused ,i don't no what to do....somebody help me!" rather people will say..."how good the world is........... thanks but i will help myself,just let me know if u need any of my help!"

the place where we sportingly say that...shit happens!!

hoping for such thing....
c ya whn i c ya

Ps: for the justification of title ...i presume u avent saboteged your miscellaneous-self

Its wise to wait n see if 4/5 becomes 8/10 or 4/10 !

Well the title apparently seems to be indicating the mathematical 'ratio n proportion' analysis......u may call it my act to impart suspense to the post...n thus urging you to read it completely to quench your curiosity!
Well thats true, but i must say..partially......for what i thought is that the mathematical analysis is an easy way to explain the intricacies of the relationships..the reason for their sustenance..or abortion! but still for those of you who wish to differ to this statement...lemme tell u sumthin relating mathematics to us!
We all are good with numbers...we never forget important ph. nos. lol lol lol ...we never forget prices of commodities we crave for.....or our dear ones crave for...we never forget our account balance to verify if our craving is economically justified or not! hell..we are good with numbers....

Secondly, we are all good with figures....cz its the 1st things that guys look for in gals...n its the 1st (only) thing that gals care bou! lmao.......figures(statistics) are expressive,conclusive,predictive n bla bla bla.....we use figures (deliberately or in disguise) to explain our views in a simpler fashion.....so we need not strive to be good with figures...coz we all are in-born..blessed with sound knowledge of that parameter!

We are also good at analysing things numerically.....we all rate guys/gals usually on the scale of 10...(go dig sum sand n bury ur ass if u never tried this!)....we all get rated! we make our own bold parameters to judge the superiority of things around us...some give it a percentage angle to increase the effect...some just state it as ratio....but we all analyse numerically!! hell we all can be the next Aryabhatta!!!

So when its quite evident now that we all are good with nos,figures n ratios....lets use this as a tool to describe the status of relations.......i dint think it would be that hard!!
We meet a girl/boy some day...we like some of her/his qualities..probably those are evident on the surface or those are easy to observe n appreciate...... hey hey hey time out!!! to attenuate excessive pain in my ass from here onwards I would entertain u all only from a guys perspective!

So, a guy sees a girl.....he likes some spontaneously projected qualities of her..n develops a crush on her.... score is now 2 on 2...ie. he likes all her qualities! now as the depth of interaction increases...owing to social hang outs,birthday blasts of some poor soul, n often get togethers......interaction breadth widens with enhanced interaction over the social networking sites..orkut,fb,twitter,to name the few....next version comes on private chats over gtalk,messenger..which is followed by immediate up gradation by text msgs on their respective cell fones!!! hell it goes at great pace!
now owing to these increased interactions some more qualities are as well expected to come up....n mind u...some of which a guy may not like........ but nothing matters till the point the ratio is more than 1/2..... say the score is now 4 on 5.....in fact a guy owing to his (over)confidence
starts to believe that this is IT. he thinks that he loves the girl now.... he thinks the 5 qualities that were projected depict the girl as a whole! n ya....4 on 5 is not bad at all....
but no one bothers to scratch their mind to ensure if the count is upto 5 only or goes much beyond it! assuming similar steps n predictions from girls side... the get hooked up! things are smooth until wen they expose n enjoy the 5 qualities ........but as the interaction is upgraded..the intricacies are exposed...the evident qualities might increase up to 8 or so......now a likely scenario is that the score is under tolerable limit! say 6on 8 or 7 on 8.... but if it remains 4 on 8...then there are fights n problems in the relation!
After considerable time therz a point when all the 10 qualities are exposed (assuming 10 is the max limit)...n then the complications increase.......
"relations are different than tissues and castings in respect that the exposure to intricacies increase the complications in case of relations...."
So....if the scene persists that the ratio is less than 1/2 then it MIGHT lead to serious consequences like...brk-up which consists of brkup beard ,sloshy nights n then the next chase in case of guys,n directly next chase in case of gals.........lmao .. otherwise it may be greater than 1/2 n alz happy n gay! lol
now that justifies the title.... a "wise man should wait to check if 4 outta 5 turns to 8 outta 10 or remains 4 outta 10!" ie. he should wait long enough to jump to any conclusion.....

Now if jokes apart, things are often quite transparent n easy to handle,tackle,interpret,or analyse..only if we apply a bit of common sense.....Well this is just a simple n lay-mans method to analyse the relations........ n there can be trillions of many more on similar grounds! in any relation all we need is a bit of patience.......n its often a bit more than what we think it should be! rather just something infinitesimally more than we think we have! So,we should stop applying brains on our intuition....and believe on things like hope ,patience n faith......

N i hope that this blog helps ppl to use more of commonsense n less of their fickle fits of emotional outburst to get into any relation.....coz if it goes well then it will jus go well with this procedure too....but if it goes bad.....then this method will save u from a relation! A relation at the obvious END of which you say......."shez not the same anymore...." "love left us......bla bla bla" or "i think we were just not made for each other"!

hmm.....mathematics...simple additions and subtractions coupled with a combination of ratios n proportions..... backed by commonsense...can help us avoid something we regret when its happened!!!!
c ya whn i c ya !

The instigating Inspiration for an insinuation!

hmmm....First of all I would like to exploit this platform to convey to all those who are fortunate enough to come across this piece of thought....that I did not derive the inspiration for this blog from any of the bollywood movies..(because to be frank i am quite impressed by Russell Peters' slapstick comments about the overacting and lame predictable course of flow in bollywood movies! lol )
Neither did I derive the "inspiration or motivation " from the infinite no of bloggers who utilise the leisure(the time bestowed upon them by the almighty...courtesy easy acess to internet,laziness, n ya...recession! ) time in something like"blogging" rather than playing the lame "Mafia wars"asking out for obscure combination of FMCG to all the online members on fb......
I continue my act of denial stating that even the (big)people who use this platform to abuse their competitors calling them "dogs" were not worthy enough to influence me to start my act of 'blogging'.
I started blogging because i thought its the best thing to do , when u believe that your thoughts are refined n matured enough to be exposed publically with an anticipation of least of discrepancy n more of healthy n hopefully 'concluding' argument with some other able mind! as rightly said"discretion is the better part of valour". So, with this thought I begin to touch the subjects in my own way... subjects that are susceptible to refinement and a constant enhancement. subjects that are mundane but whose roots are beyond the scope worldly interpretation! subjects that are best understood when u blend all shades of personalities n optimise the domination of each shade to reach to a conclusion that is feasible n at the same time agreeable to majority of the thinking minds!
An resourceful piece of info to all that i might sound biased/prejudiced at some times......which is quite expected! I mean i can NEVER agree that linkin park is a gud band....or Shahrukh khan is a bad actor,or rhtdm is a bad movie.....or i am quite filmy at times...or that meko kabhi chadhti bhi hai! as a human ...i have some precognitions..lmao!! he he he ....so hope u ppl enjoy my stuff...... will kip blogging at frequent intervals....till then... c ya whn i c ya!