Here is a list of 5 great classic Hollywood movies, and a practical elaboration of their destruction if made in bollywood:
Shindekar's list(schindler's list): Sadashiv Shindekar, a filthy rich guy from upper middle class maharashtrian family who manages to exploit the British rule in India. manufactures cheap swimsuits and sell them to colonists. Hires only Hindus. Circumstances force him to hire some innocent Muslim people too. Falls in love with one of his Muslim employee.Plans to marry her, and settles in Paris/Venice. Colonists find out this and they kill the girl. Shindekar swears on her grave to take revenge. suddenly He procures a machine gun and open fires and destroys all the responsible people in a single night. Next morning he turns he surrenders himself. Becomes a national hero, is imprisoned for lifetime. Following this atrocity there is an uprising on a national scale,ultimately culminating into India's freedom.
Shindekar is still alive and lives in Lahore(the birth place of the true louuuu of his life) teaching kindergarten kids A,B,C,D.... The list of "evil colonists" that shidekar killed/destroyed is now known as Shindekar's list! Last year Dr. Vijay Mallya bid 4 million $ for the same.
Mango Faluda(Pulp Fiction): A story of Hindu boxer, Muslim Don , two hit-men(one nepali and other sri-lankan anna) and a catholic bar dancer entangles in a series of unfortunate events. Anna hit-man has the habit to blabber something in tamil before killing any guy (prefrably dialogues from Rajni's hit movies, something like yenna raskala...mind it!) while his Nepali partner(respecting his culture) guards the door. To add to the twist, all the male protagonists in the movie fall in love with the bar dancer. There is a gang-war, which swells into communal war. The whole nation is in the air of destruction. A group of sadhus from haridwar (after penance) find that only the bar girl can save the world. They approach her and beg for help. The bar gal sings a patriotic song ,and even dances to the tune of the song over and on a pole. All the war-heads experience epiphany n stop the fight all at once.
Hindu boxer now appears in cheap commercials on T.V. earning decent money.
Muslim don has opened a butcher shop in mominpura. He now is running for elections too.
Anna has devoted his live to help the people whose lives have been devastated by the reent tsunami.
Nepali has taken up a job as security guard in IIT-Khatmandu.
And well,the bar dancer has married to one of the sadhus .
Andher putra(the dark knight): Balwinder Sinha, a shy guy with a troubled childhood. He wets his bed every night having nightmares of Tamraj Kilwish. He lost his parents one night in a tragic hit and run case. The culprit's vehicle din have head lights, and so the accident.Guilty person is set free.To add to the misery, His childhood love pammi leaves him. Balwinder takes an oath to eradicate darkness from the world. Now a days he is seen on the roof tops of houses in Amritsar taking torch in his hand. Wherever there is darkness , balvinder aka andher putra appears out of no where with a pencil battery-torch in his hand. Giving light..... helping desperate housewives to cook meals for their family, studious children to study for their boards. Recently he was solely responsible for a day-night cricket match in Amritsar. He is a lightful guardian, a torchful protector.... Apna Andher Putra.
Tihaar se Faraar (Shawshank redemption) : The protagonist is Raj Malhotra. A loving husband, a successful businessman,Yaaron ka yaar,dushmano ka dushman. His business competitors decide to destroy him. The plan a conspiracy. He is falsely accused of raping one of his hot secretaries n killing her. Is sent to life imprisonment in Tihar jail. His wife hates him. He swears to prove his innocence. He has no accessories to dig the wall. His fellow inmate manages to procure a paper knife for him. He starts digging. He has lots of patience. everyday 1 cm deep. he goes on and on.... After 75 years of hard work, he manages to dig through the wall. One day he escapes out, only to find out that his life term was due finish legally, the same day. He goes to his wife who is happily married and has 5 kids all teenagers. Wife forgives him, leaves all her family to stay with this guy. Just then the jail police manages to track him back and after an immense courtroom drama with tear dropping emotional scenes. The judge sets him free.
Raj is 94 now, but still works for municipality to dig holes and drainage tunnels. His wife brings lunch for him every afternoon.And they live happily ever after.
Ghusaigiri(Inception): Damodar Kolhe, an ordinary man with extraordinary powers. He can go inside anyone's dreams read them, steal they and even manipulate them. He loves a girl, the girl loves him. But girls father doesn't like damodar. He decides to plant the idea in the girl's father's head to like him. His looser best freind helps him in this process. the operation is called operation ghusai-giri. The operation is successful. but the girl comes to know about it. she starts hating him. damodar decides to give up all the bad things, and use his power to help mankind. He is the one responsible for all good things around now.
Now damodar and his girl stay happily.... whenever their is a misundersting between them, damodar quickly plants the idea in his wife's head that HE is always right!
Shindekar's list(schindler's list): Sadashiv Shindekar, a filthy rich guy from upper middle class maharashtrian family who manages to exploit the British rule in India. manufactures cheap swimsuits and sell them to colonists. Hires only Hindus. Circumstances force him to hire some innocent Muslim people too. Falls in love with one of his Muslim employee.Plans to marry her, and settles in Paris/Venice. Colonists find out this and they kill the girl. Shindekar swears on her grave to take revenge. suddenly He procures a machine gun and open fires and destroys all the responsible people in a single night. Next morning he turns he surrenders himself. Becomes a national hero, is imprisoned for lifetime. Following this atrocity there is an uprising on a national scale,ultimately culminating into India's freedom.
Shindekar is still alive and lives in Lahore(the birth place of the true louuuu of his life) teaching kindergarten kids A,B,C,D.... The list of "evil colonists" that shidekar killed/destroyed is now known as Shindekar's list! Last year Dr. Vijay Mallya bid 4 million $ for the same.
Mango Faluda(Pulp Fiction): A story of Hindu boxer, Muslim Don , two hit-men(one nepali and other sri-lankan anna) and a catholic bar dancer entangles in a series of unfortunate events. Anna hit-man has the habit to blabber something in tamil before killing any guy (prefrably dialogues from Rajni's hit movies, something like yenna raskala...mind it!) while his Nepali partner(respecting his culture) guards the door. To add to the twist, all the male protagonists in the movie fall in love with the bar dancer. There is a gang-war, which swells into communal war. The whole nation is in the air of destruction. A group of sadhus from haridwar (after penance) find that only the bar girl can save the world. They approach her and beg for help. The bar gal sings a patriotic song ,and even dances to the tune of the song over and on a pole. All the war-heads experience epiphany n stop the fight all at once.
Hindu boxer now appears in cheap commercials on T.V. earning decent money.
Muslim don has opened a butcher shop in mominpura. He now is running for elections too.
Anna has devoted his live to help the people whose lives have been devastated by the reent tsunami.
Nepali has taken up a job as security guard in IIT-Khatmandu.
And well,the bar dancer has married to one of the sadhus .
Andher putra(the dark knight): Balwinder Sinha, a shy guy with a troubled childhood. He wets his bed every night having nightmares of Tamraj Kilwish. He lost his parents one night in a tragic hit and run case. The culprit's vehicle din have head lights, and so the accident.Guilty person is set free.To add to the misery, His childhood love pammi leaves him. Balwinder takes an oath to eradicate darkness from the world. Now a days he is seen on the roof tops of houses in Amritsar taking torch in his hand. Wherever there is darkness , balvinder aka andher putra appears out of no where with a pencil battery-torch in his hand. Giving light..... helping desperate housewives to cook meals for their family, studious children to study for their boards. Recently he was solely responsible for a day-night cricket match in Amritsar. He is a lightful guardian, a torchful protector.... Apna Andher Putra.
Tihaar se Faraar (Shawshank redemption) : The protagonist is Raj Malhotra. A loving husband, a successful businessman,Yaaron ka yaar,dushmano ka dushman. His business competitors decide to destroy him. The plan a conspiracy. He is falsely accused of raping one of his hot secretaries n killing her. Is sent to life imprisonment in Tihar jail. His wife hates him. He swears to prove his innocence. He has no accessories to dig the wall. His fellow inmate manages to procure a paper knife for him. He starts digging. He has lots of patience. everyday 1 cm deep. he goes on and on.... After 75 years of hard work, he manages to dig through the wall. One day he escapes out, only to find out that his life term was due finish legally, the same day. He goes to his wife who is happily married and has 5 kids all teenagers. Wife forgives him, leaves all her family to stay with this guy. Just then the jail police manages to track him back and after an immense courtroom drama with tear dropping emotional scenes. The judge sets him free.
Raj is 94 now, but still works for municipality to dig holes and drainage tunnels. His wife brings lunch for him every afternoon.And they live happily ever after.
Ghusaigiri(Inception): Damodar Kolhe, an ordinary man with extraordinary powers. He can go inside anyone's dreams read them, steal they and even manipulate them. He loves a girl, the girl loves him. But girls father doesn't like damodar. He decides to plant the idea in the girl's father's head to like him. His looser best freind helps him in this process. the operation is called operation ghusai-giri. The operation is successful. but the girl comes to know about it. she starts hating him. damodar decides to give up all the bad things, and use his power to help mankind. He is the one responsible for all good things around now.
Now damodar and his girl stay happily.... whenever their is a misundersting between them, damodar quickly plants the idea in his wife's head that HE is always right!
